Pickup Lines

Recently,                            my friends and I have been telling each other pickup lines. I    will be telling you guys some, so you can tell your friends, or if you don't have friends, you can tell it to your imaginary friend.
        


                                 Some of them are : 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet a*s.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

 

THINGS I CAN'T STAND

   So, it's been a pretty long time since I've done a blog. Since, i'm in a great mood, let's talk about things I can't stand. Look, before I start, I wanna say that some of my friends do these things, but  I love them for who they are, but this blog is like for people I don't know or don't really want to be friends with them or in another way like near them. 

First things first i'm the realist. Ok I had to say that but first things first, is when people talk  quiet. Like I can't hear you. It pisses me off, but like seriously, you have a mouth and its nice if you can use it to the point where I can hear you .No shade, but like what if there was an emergency, who's gonna help you if they can't hear you? I hate when you're in class and like someone is asking a question and it's like a fly is buzzing, you literally can't hear anything.  

Second thing, is when people are sensitive. This is the one that really bothers me. Like if I say a joke that was supposed to make them laugh, they look at it from a negative way. Like some people like to tell on you just because you were telling a true story. Everyone can be sensitive, but like not too sensitive. Now I am not disrespecting sensitive people, I am talking about things I can't stand. Everyone is different and I respect that. 

Lastly, I don't understand when people can't respect your opinion. I don't care when its friends, but like those people that have to disagree with you about everything. Like if I like Mr.Trump, you can't make me hate him. You can just respect my opinion and leave. .

I am really thankful for all my friends and I really can't thank God enough for all my amazing friends.  

How To Survive Valentine's Day Alone

Can we just appreciate the picture on the left for a lil...Isn't it amazing? 

As you can tell, i'm  gonna do a blog about  Valentine's Day. 

It's quite a simple blog, I would say, I mean it's not that hard to eat all day.

Lemme just start with this blog... 



Alright so the first thing I would do that you can do, is YouTube. I mean nobody can deny some YouTube. 

Like seriously there are some really good YouTubers out there. 


I really like eating while watching YouTube, I mean like I eat while doing everything.  


              I really love food.  

 I have lots of snacks that I eat on Valentine's day. 

One of my simple and yummy snack is strawberries with sugar. This isn't really a snack, but that's what I consider it as. 

It's self explanatory. You just dip strawberries in sugar.  





Another snack is popcorn and pretzels and m&ms. Again, self explanatory you get all the ingredients and mix them together. My snacks are not really hard to make as you can see.  


Another thing is that you can go out. Its better to go out then stay locked in the house. A place I recommend is to a bar or the mall. Its way better going to the mall and buying stuff for you then someone else.

     THESE ARE MY WAYS OF SURVIVING VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE.